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7:27•20 Jun 2023
David Boyle's Apocalypse Survival Guide: Protein, Potty, and Punchlines
Episode Overview
- Boyle reflects on his daily routine and the challenges of recording his 'potty'
- He discusses his unconventional approach to protein intake and physique goals
- Boyle muses on survival strategies and the potential of cannibalism in an apocalypse
- Shares insights on discipline and self-control in his current lifestyle
- Encourages engagement with the podcast and Patreon community
“I'm soon to be three fucking striped jits. So I can start taking out humans easily. Why wouldn't you just go for human? Do you know how many humans I could catch and kill before I catch one rat?”
Ever wondered how a comedian would handle an apocalypse? In this episode of 'I'm Quitting Alcohol', David Boyle takes listeners on a wild ride through his daily life, blending candid humor with raw introspection. Boyle doesn't shy away from sharing the nitty-gritty details of his routine, from his protein-packed diet to his bathroom habits. But it doesn't stop there. He also dives into his musings on surviving an end-of-the-world scenario, offering a mix of practical tips and hilarious commentary.
Boyle's journey from a chaotic, booze-filled past to a more disciplined present is anything but conventional. His reflections on sobriety, fitness, and life’s absurdities are as thought-provoking as they are entertaining. Whether you're on your own path to sobriety or just in need of a good laugh, this episode promises to deliver both.

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