7 Years 155 days - Clip Descriptions7 Years 155 days - Clip Descriptions
I'm Quitting Alcohol
David Boyle shares a snapshot of sober life, from late-night gigs and social-media-free comedians to using a dumb phone and Johnny Dore’s outrageous clip descriptions. The episode mixes dark humour with candid reflections on how small changes steady his mental health and creativity.
7:44•17 Oct 2026
Gigs, Dumb Phones and Johnny Dore’s Wild Clip Descriptions
Episode Overview
- Dropping social media can make comedy feel more pure and less soul-destroying.
- Using a dumb phone helps stabilise mental health, sleep, and daily routines.
- Focusing on gigs and writing instead of online validation keeps the craft central.
- Detailed descriptions of clips can replace mindless video scrolling and still scratch the dopamine itch.
- Leaning into being a foreigner on stage helps audiences ease into a comic’s unique voice.
“"This is fucking beautiful, people out there doing the art form just for the art form's sake."”
Get ready for a very different slice of sobriety chat as comedian David Boyle talks about gigs, dumb phones, and a mate with a truly twisted sense of humour. Recorded on day 7 years and 155 days without alcohol, this short episode shows how day-to-day life looks when someone’s rebuilding their mind and routines after years of heavy drinking.
Boyle kicks off with a late-night gig at an axe-throwing venue in Haverhill, driving an hour at 80 miles per hour just to do five minutes of stand-up. He jokes about “pay your dues, pay the Jews”, then shares how American comedians feel more open and welcoming than those back home in Australia. You’ll hear him surprise himself by meeting younger comics who refuse to use social media, choosing gigs and writing over doom-scrolling.
He calls it “beautiful” that some people still do comedy purely for the art form. He talks about shaping a new set based on being a foreigner: “I’m putting my ‘I’m Australian and you’re fucked’ set together just to ease them into the Boyle brand.” Alongside that, he explains how switching to a dumb phone has steadied his mental health, improved his sleep, and pushed him into more exercise, with only his fitness app and WhatsApp on the device.
That’s where Johnny Dore comes in. Since Boyle can’t watch clips on his phone, Johnny now sends detailed descriptions of wild videos instead: “Man punches camel in head, camel mauls man to death…”, pole vaulting accidents, unhinged political interviews, tribal punishments and more. Boyle loves how these over-the-top summaries spark his imagination and even become a new kind of dopamine hit.
If you like recovery stories told with dark humour, blunt honesty, and zero self-pity, this snapshot of Boyle’s sober life might leave you wondering what small changes could steady your own head.

Do you want to link to this podcast?
Get the buttons here!
More From This Show
The latest episodes from the same podcast.
