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I'm Quitting Alcohol
Comedian David Boyle reads a vividly written anonymous story about a cocaine-fuelled threesome and reflects on booze-soaked chaos with his trademark dark humour. The episode blends crude comedy with glimpses of regret and a call for more wild recovery stories from the audience.
13:39•30 Oct 2026
Cocaine Courage, Basement Chaos and a Fucked Up Friday Threesome
Episode Overview
- Heavy drinking and first-time cocaine use can push people into situations they neither planned nor understood.
- Moments that seem thrilling in the moment may later feel empty, confusing or regretful.
- Sexual experiences used to "test" preferences can leave everyone feeling used or uncertain rather than satisfied.
- Humorous reflection on past chaos can highlight the gap between who someone was and who they’re trying to be sober.
- There is a strong invitation for people to share their own messy drinking stories as part of honest recovery conversation.
“Sometimes it feels good to help.”
What drives someone to seek a life without alcohol? In this punchy instalment of *I'm Quitting Alcohol*, comedian David Boyle keeps things raw and ridiculous with another "Fucked Up Friday" tale, featuring anonymous chaos, cocaine, and an unexpectedly educational threesome. Boyle kicks off croaky and slightly sick, joking about catching something in the steam room and marvelling at how every season in Boston looks annoyingly beautiful.
But he cuts the chit-chat short, because, as he says, "there's a long story today" and this one might be the last listener story he has "locked away" – triggering a full "red alert" for anyone sitting on their own booze-fuelled saga. The anonymous guest story tracks back to 2009, when a 24-year-old "alcoholic hipster" with a growing drinking problem finds himself deep into beers, weed and a first-ever encounter with cocaine.
After meeting a "manic pixie dream girl" and her friend, the night spirals into a basement threesome loaded with coke bravado, sexual confusion and mounting regret. Lines like "I'm going to do cocaine for the rest of my life" and "sometimes it feels good to help" capture the mix of dark humour and bleak self-awareness running through the tale.
The women ultimately use the narrator as a test case to see if they "still like dick", and the messy conclusion – blood, no cocaine left, and no triumphant feeling – lands as a cautionary snapshot of how far things can go when drink and drugs are running the show.
Boyle’s commentary stays sharp, filthy and funny, praising the writing as "tremendously" done and urging more people to send in stories, while briefly mentioning mate Siggy Retz and the idea of future tours. If you enjoy brutally honest recovery content wrapped in comedy and disaster, you’ll probably find yourself asking: what wild story from your own drinking days would you dare to share?
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