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I'm Quitting Alcohol, is a 5 minute daily podcast by comedian David Boyle. Join Boyle as he transitions from Alcoholic maniac to sober lunatic and attempts to process the past 20 years of booze soaked mayhem. funny, comedy, drinking, party, real,...
8:21•13 May 2020
David Boyle's Comedic Spin on China-Australia Tensions: World War III Lineups
“Who are the teams in World War III? Alright, you've got two teams. We'll do the starting five of both teams. On team, good guys, you got the USA. The USA is Jordan. The USA is Michael Jordan, but not in his prime. The USA is Jordan in His Last Year with the wizards like you're. No, actually fucking Jordan is Jordan.”
What if World War III had starting lineups like a basketball game? In this episode of 'I'm Quitting Alcohol', comedian David Boyle serves up a hilarious take on the escalating tensions between China and Australia. With his trademark wit, Boyle imagines the conflict as a sporting event, complete with player rosters that include some unexpected names. He humorously critiques China's trade restrictions on Australia and speculates on the U.S.'s ability to intervene given its current issues.
Boyle even throws in comparisons to NBA stars, making the episode a laugh-out-loud experience while touching on serious international relations. If you're in the mood for a good chuckle mixed with a dose of global politics, this episode is for you.
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