Pinecones in the Crotch, a Talking cat, Mustard

Pinecones in the Crotch, a Talking cat, Mustard

Sober, Sexy & Successful

Tammy Valentine shares tips for staying sober during the holidays, a wild pinecone tale, a talking cat, and the surprising benefits of mustard.

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6:376 Dec 2021

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Pinecones, Talking Cats, and Mustard: Tammy's Wild Ride Through Sobriety

Alcohol free and guilt-free fuckers.

Ever wondered how a pinecone, a talking cat, and mustard can all fit into a story about sobriety? Tammy Valentine’s episode of 'Sober, Sexy & Successful' brings you exactly that kind of delightful chaos. She kicks things off with practical tips for navigating the holiday season sober. Think mocktails and how they can be your secret weapon against unwanted drink offers.

From there, Tammy dives into a hilarious tale about her friend Witchy McWitcherson and a bizarre pinecone curse that lands in a rather uncomfortable place. Trust us, you’ll be laughing out loud. But the fun doesn’t stop there. Tammy reads from an old journal, sharing a whimsical encounter with a talking cat named Elvis. Yes, you read that right—a talking cat!

As if that wasn’t enough to keep you hooked, she wraps things up with an unexpected tip about using mustard for acid reflux. Who knew? Throughout the episode, Tammy’s wit and humor make even the most mundane topics feel like an adventure. She also touches on the significance of anonymous donations and the daily routines that come with sobriety. Whether you're looking for practical advice or just a good laugh, this episode has it all.

So, grab a cup of tea and settle in for a wild ride through Tammy’s world.

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