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I'm Quitting Alcohol
Comedian David Boyle shares Zach’s detailed account of his first arrest at 15, the strain on his family, years of alcohol-fuelled chaos and a final DUI that preceded four years of sobriety. The episode blends dark humour with candid reflection on guilt, recovery and the slow shift towards a more honest life without alcohol.
16:06•28 Aug 2026
From Bus Station Arrest to Four Years Sober: Zach’s Fucked Up Friday Story
Episode Overview
- Teen drinking under bridges and cheap alcohol led to an early arrest for public drunkenness at age 15.
- Being chained to a bench at the station and facing disappointed parents left a lasting emotional mark.
- Zach connects his behaviour to his parents’ divorce, while Boyle strongly rejects the idea that it was his fault.
- A 13-year pattern of alcohol abuse, arrests, injuries and blacklisting culminated in a DUI and a decision to stop drinking.
- Zach has been alcohol-free for four years and is embracing more vulnerable, honest storytelling about his past.
“"In the 13 years that followed I delved further into drinking, racking up injuries and being blacklisted from bars and concert venues from the city."”
How do individuals turn their lives around after addiction? This short, punchy episode of "I'm Quitting Alcohol" drops you straight into the chaos and consequences of teenage drinking, then fast-forwards to four years of sobriety. Comedian host David Boyle kicks things off on "Fucked Up Friday" by introducing a familiar voice: Zach, a long-time contributor marking his four-year sober anniversary.
Boyle’s job here is simple – tee up the story, throw in some sharp commentary, and point out how Zach’s writing and honesty have shifted over time. As Boyle puts it, "There was a little more vulnerability in there and people like vulnerability." Zach’s story, titled "My First Arrest", tracks a wild night under Pittsburgh’s bridges, where a 15-year-old boy chases obliteration through Joaquin’s vodka, cheap beer and joints in freezing winter air.
His detailed memories of fuming bonfires, dirt weed and bus station patrols capture how quickly booze turns from "fun" to being cuffed by port authority police and chained to a bench, terrified of his parents’ reaction. The episode isn’t just a drunken war story though. Zach reflects on family tension, his parents’ divorce, and the shame of blaming himself for their breakup. Boyle cuts through that guilt with a blunt reassurance: "You had nothing to do with it...
Your parents probably just weren't meant to be together." From there, Zach outlines a 13-year spiral of arrests, injuries, blacklisting from venues and a final DUI that led to quitting alcohol four years ago. You’ll get a mix of dark humour, self-awareness and a clear look at how teenage "fun" can snowball into long-term damage – and how a sober life, even with "pretty fucking boring" non-alcoholic beers, can still be a hard-won victory.
If you’re juggling your own history with booze, this story might have you asking: what’s the moment that made you decide enough was enough?
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